I LOVED all the colour this year! But first:
How adorable are these two?
Love the yellow on her, do not love the sculpted boob holders. There’s always gotta be one, doesn’t there?
Kaley Cuoco NEVER gets it quite right. At least she just flat ironed her hair and left it at that. I wish she had jumped over the pond instead of wading right through it on her way there, though.
I love this. I’m not sure if it’s sheer at the bottom, but I don’t care. The subtle red and the texture look so sharp. It glittered on stage, and it’s a win for me!
Jennifer Lawrence duct taped her torso for some weird reason, and someone on Twitter did this:
— Joe Kucharski (@TyrannyOfStyle) January 13, 2014
And I laughed and I laughed. Now I can’t see anything else when I look at her.
Tina Fey gets it right (but is the cape necessary? I can’t decide – please weigh in!)
Paula Patton’s dress couldn’t hold in its sneeze another minute. That is one giant fabric loogie.
Drew Barrymore glows as a pregnant lady, but I do wonder why her she has bits of crepe paper stuck all over her. Some kind of nursery prep crafting accident with a hot glue gun? Lovely colours, though.
Effortless black and white chic from Zosia Mamet, who so often puts A LOT of effort into looking like she rolled out of a hipster’s dirty laundry pile. This is gorgeous and lovely on her.
This is such a pretty colour on Sarah Hyland, and the style is lovely and feminine. I just do not understand what her eyebrow stylist was thinking. Were they coloured in by The Count from Sesame Street? Like, “Vun eyebrow, TWO EYEBROWS, Mwah hah hah!” That person must be fired immediately.
This is my favourite neutral of the night, but unfortunately Kate Mara’s TREMENDOUS BOOB SMUSH ruined it for me. I actually feel uncomfortable when I look at her bust.
Emma Watson is wearing a dress over pants. ON THE RED CARPET. A DRESS OVER PANTS. She is fired from Hollywood. That’s it.
Taylor Schilling was thisclose to being my best dressed. The green is stunning on her, I love the soft folds of the fabric, and she seemed so excited on the red carpet…..
….but then I saw Helen Mirren.
and it was a no brainer. The Queen reigns supreme, my people.
Who did you love/hate on the red carpet?
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